If Today’s News Holds True, President Trump Can Take Several Victory Laps
I am having a hard time keeping up with the breaking news. It looks like this is a great day...
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Iranian Lego Video Slams Trump for Putting ‘Israel First’ and ‘Lying to You’
Iran is at it again with a video blasting President Trump, replete with a rap song evidently titled "They Lied...
Euro Schmucks Long for Life After Trump (LAT)
European leaders are busy planning to control the Strait of Hormuz at the end of the war, provided that Trump...
Iran Publishes AI-Generated, Lego-Style Anti-Trump Videos Viewed by 100 Million
Artificial Intelligence (AI) to the rescue in Iran's propaganda wars. The Islamic Republic (Republic?) is fighting back against President Trump's...
Trump Turns U.S. Straitjacket into Iranian Chokehold
Iran was able to bring about a ceasefire with negotiations that looked favorable to their side by closing the Strait...
Art of the Deal Results in No Deal with Iran
Vice President JD Vance just told the world that the U.S. has been unable to make a deal with Iran...
Straitjacket Perfectly Describes What Happened to the U.S. in Iran
Thanks to Pakistan running interference, the U.S. and Iran have agreed to a two-week ceasefire conditioned upon the opening of...
Iran Takes Trump ‘Strait’ to the Cash Register
On TV, General Wesley Clark seemed to perfectly sum up President Trump's announced agreement with Iran for a two-week ceasefire...
Iran Deal Tomorrow, Trump Tells Fox News
According to a report on Fox News minutes ago, President Trump is predicting a diplomatic deal with Iran by Monday....
‘WE GOT HIM!’ — Trump Hails Daring Rescue of Second Downed Airman
Details are still emerging, but just as Easter Sunday was dawning in the nation's capital, U.S. forces totaling hundreds, along...
