
Putin Seeks Physical Immortality, Trump Just Institutional Immortality
Good ol’ Vlad, too good to die. He has every intention of strangling the Russian people — and more world citizens if he gets his way — for all eternity. He is seeking immortality, and just this past week told China’s Xi Jinping that immortality is possible through organ transplants. Gee, you think he had someone in mind when he mentioned the onset of immortality science? The Wall Street Journal reports that the Russian Premier is funding (through OPM — other people’s money — of course) what he calls “New Health Preservation Technologies,” a $26 billion longevity initiative. The WSJ article says this consists of two components: “bioprinting, or 3D-printing living tissue, and xenotransplantation, or growing human organs inside mini-pigs, a porcine breed deemed genetically compatible to humans.” Welcome to Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory. Meanwhile, Donald J. Trump is seeking a different type of immortality, but I’m sure he’d be happy to share in Putin’s version as well. Not only did the 47th U.S. President name a drug website after himself — TrumpRx.gov — but he is now eyeing the printing of a $250 bill with his image on it to celebrate the nation’s 250th anniversary. Problem is, the law governing
Putin Seeks Physical Immortality, Trump Just Institutional Immortality
Trump’s Broken Record on the Iran Narrative Sends Out Uneasy Vibes
Note to Trump: No Midterms for IRGC
Ride the AI Tower of Babel to Your New Career
Trump Works on ‘Peace for Our Time’ in the Middle East


