News Vérité

They were there to kowtow to the socialist elite of Europe and put on display their credentials for the presidential sweepstakes in 2028, but they didn’t do too well, especially Bartender Sandy, aka AOC, or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez by birth. “They,” of course, refer to Demofiends who flew to Germany for the Munich Security Conference 2026, whatever that is. Governor Gruseome of California was there as well, presumably to give grooming tips to his balding counterparts on the European stage, or should we say the global stage, as I’m sure they all thought it was? These leftist usurpers of truth hoped to draw a contrast to that known MAGA criminal, Marco Rubio, currently U.S. Secretary of State, the keynote speaker. Indeed, Rubio’s featured speech appeared to have closed some gaps between the U.S. and the EU when it comes to NATO. That being said, the assembled whatevers no doubt drooled without showing it over the prospect of Sandy or Gruesome replacing Donald Trump as president in 2028. AOC had a couple of big problems, however, when it comes to her comments and answers to questions. First, she couldn’t locate the equator — placing Venezuela below it when lambasting Trump for “kidnapping”

ENIAC kinda rhymes with maniac, but we’ll leave it at that. Today, February 15, marks the 80th anniversary of the development of the first programmable, electronic computer, known as ENIAC, for Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer. ENIAC was the brainchild of John Mauchly of the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia. ENIAC was funded by the Department of the Army — whose troops were fresh from the battlefields of Europe — which sought a machine that would create ballistic tables and reference charts that help predict where bullets would travel. The city’s Compuseum, a museum for computers and technology, plans to honor ENIAC’s eight decades alongside Philadelphia’s 250th anniversary celebration of the Declaration of Independence. While the famed Declaration drafted by Thomas Jefferson in 1776 sought to free all human beings, the road paved by ENIAC is now filled with scary visions of artificial intelligence (AI) and robots, both born from advances in computer technology, taking over the world and enslaving us. I asked GEMINI, my AI pal, if artificial intelligence would eventually enslave the world, and he (she, it, they, whatever) replied that such was just the brainchild of science fiction, not reality. Eighty years from now, which will rule

The last thing the nation needed was to see the prevaricating, bumbling Pima County Sheriff, by the name of Chris Nanos, on TV again. Sheriff since 2020, Nanos is now overseeing (stretch your imagination, please) the hunt for Nancy Guthrie, missing two weeks ago as of early Sunday morning, or perhaps Saturday night. He spoke with Fox News local and national today, gussied up in what looked like a British Racing Green golfing shirt, unveiling three major revelations: 1) contrary to media reports, no glove was found inside Nancy Guthrie’s home, 2) DNA, however, was discovered but not shared with the FBI, and 3) everything is going hunky dory with the folks from the FBI, again despite media reports to the contrary. According to the Pima County Sheriff’s website, “Throughout his career Sheriff Nanos has maintained a strong emphasis on his work in Criminal Investigations, particularly Violent Crimes, Sex Crimes, and Narcotics Interdiction.” Nanos does have a lengthy career, having joined the department in 1974, but as for his reported strengths, those seem to be hiding from view during this particular missing-persons case. He hasn’t held a news conference in a week, and it took him almost two weeks to