They were there to kowtow to the socialist elite of Europe and put on display their credentials for the presidential sweepstakes in 2028, but they didn’t do too well, especially Bartender Sandy, aka AOC, or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez by birth.
“They,” of course, refer to Demofiends who flew to Germany for the Munich Security Conference 2026, whatever that is. Governor Gruseome of California was there as well, presumably to give grooming tips to his balding counterparts on the European stage, or should we say the global stage, as I’m sure they all thought it was?
These leftist usurpers of truth hoped to draw a contrast to that known MAGA criminal, Marco Rubio, currently U.S. Secretary of State, the keynote speaker. Indeed, Rubio’s featured speech appeared to have closed some gaps between the U.S. and the EU when it comes to NATO.
That being said, the assembled whatevers no doubt drooled without showing it over the prospect of Sandy or Gruesome replacing Donald Trump as president in 2028.
AOC had a couple of big problems, however, when it comes to her comments and answers to questions. First, she couldn’t locate the equator — placing Venezuela below it when lambasting Trump for “kidnapping” Nicolas Maduro — and second, she had no idea that Taiwan — whatever that is — is being threatened by a Xi Jinping takeover in 2027. Her response made Kamala Harris’s word salads sound like the Gettysburg Address.
“I watched AOC answering questions in Munich. This was not a good look for the United States,” Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One on Monday night. “She had no idea what was happening. She had no idea how to answer, you know, very important questions concerning the world.”
Sandy, natch, denied that going to Munich had any similarity to venturing to New Hampshire in a presidential sweepstakes. Instead, she said that she went “because we need to sound the alarm bells that a lot of those folks in nicely pressed suits in that room will not be there much longer if we do not do something about the runaway inequality that is fueling far-right populist movements.”
Please, save the world, Sandy. Maybe you and Gruesome can team up on a Demofiend, er, socialist/communist, ticket in 2028 and save us all.
