Good ol’ Vlad, too good to die. He has every intention of strangling the Russian people — and more world citizens if he gets his way — for all eternity. He is seeking immortality, and just this past week told China’s Xi Jinping that immortality is possible through organ transplants.
Gee, you think he had someone in mind when he mentioned the onset of immortality science?
The Wall Street Journal reports that the Russian Premier is funding (through OPM — other people’s money — of course) what he calls “New Health Preservation Technologies,” a $26 billion longevity initiative. The WSJ article says this consists of two components: “bioprinting, or 3D-printing living tissue, and xenotransplantation, or growing human organs inside mini-pigs, a porcine breed deemed genetically compatible to humans.”
Welcome to Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory.
Meanwhile, Donald J. Trump is seeking a different type of immortality, but I’m sure he’d be happy to share in Putin’s version as well. Not only did the 47th U.S. President name a drug website after himself — TrumpRx.gov — but he is now eyeing the printing of a $250 bill with his image on it to celebrate the nation’s 250th anniversary.
Problem is, the law governing U.S. currencies says only dead people can appear on our money. No problem, there is legislation afoot in both House and Senate to allow a living Trump to adorn a new commemorative issue.
What next, a Trump-Putin summit on immortality?
