Trump Announces Most Important Day in Human History: Eternal Middle East Peace ‘if Hamas Accepts the Deal’

All weekend long I was preparing an article comparing Donald Trump with Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Both men want center stage in every event and quickly take credit for everything — and the blame for nothing.

I was reminded of that thesis for an article today when Trump, as president, announced what he called the most important day in human history, a day that would end thousands of years of history in the Middle East; Peace will break out within 72 hours, he said, “if Hamas accepts the deal” he is presenting for an end to the Hamas-Israel conflict.

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He mentioned several countries that are on board for the proposal except for the primary bad actor in the ongoing conflict between Israel and Hamas: Iran

Trump also announced that once Hamas accepts the deal — which would lead to the release of all hostages, dead or alive, within 72 hours. and then to the organization’s complete disarmament — he would reluctantly head up an international “Board of Peace” to oversee the treaty’s implementation.

Humility was never a Trump trait.

As the news channels were preparing for Trump’s press conference announcing eternal peace in the Middle East, one anchor remarked that if she had one dollar for every peace promise made by Biden or Trump aficionados, she would no doubt be a millionaire by now.

Add another dollar to that million, my dear, as this proposal will soon be swept out of existence by Hamas and/or Iran.

What, all the Hamas terrorists are going to hop on a jet for Qatar the day after tomorrow to live in luxury ever after?

Let’s be serious.