Maybe those highly favored Canadian hockey players, fresh from a shocking defeat by Trump USA in the Winter Olympics, may be the first in line. Canada now offers instant assisted suicide. You may have to wait weeks to see a doctor, but the Grim Reaper is at your beck and call daily.
The country’s assisted extermination system, known as Medical Assistance in Dying (MAiD), has become one busy little beaver, er, grave digger.
The Chief Coroner’s Medical Assistance in Dying Death Review Committee in Ontario Province recently revealed how death on demand works — and works quickly. Just-released 2023 statistics for that province alone show that, on average, 65 people were euthanized the very same day they requested it, while another 154 bit the bullet the day after applying.
That’s about 200 dead on demand in 24 hours in just one province. Not bad for a medical system that can make you wait weeks or months for life-saving surgeries or treatments, forcing Canadians with money to come spend it on medical services in hated Trumpland.
Catch this: Before 2021, you had to wait a whopping 10 days for the Reaper to see you, but that year, the Canadian Parliament passed a law that provided for instant immortalization for those whose deaths were deemed “reasonably foreseeable.” However, “reasonably foreseeable” was never defined, leaving it to the imagination of death providers.
Note the year, 2021, the same year Joe Biden took office in the White House. Maybe they designed the system with him and other decrepit politicians in mind.
Oops, I didn’t mean that. After all, President Biden, according to American media, was sharp as a tack throughout his four-year term, and youthful as a spring bunny as well.
Not sure if Canada accepts cross-border death wishers, but if you’re tired of this existence, you might want to check it out.
