When I first saw the headline that the FBI was moving its headquarters, I grew ecstatic. Sugar plum ferries floated about me as I envisioned the whole damn bloat of an organization being spread out among many states, with only FBI Director Kash Patel and a few Trump appointees remaining in the Swamp.
Damn, was I disappointed. The FBi is just moving down the street to the Ronald Reagan Building. The top ranks will still swirl in the corrupt swamp of DC weaponization, initiated under Barack Obama and carried several strides forward by Joe Biden.
Trump has been trying to get rid of the swampiest FBI creatures, but it may be a task too tough. Many are in hiding, just waiting for another Demofiend in the White House.
I say, if you’re not going to split up operations outside of DC, then move the whole damn thing to Alabama, where Demofiend Fangs get de-toothed before they can do any damage.
In making the announcement, Patel said the new building offers “better tools,” without specifying what they were. Better Coke dispensers? An in-house Starbucks?
Alabama sounds good to me. Or how about Fairbanks, Alaska?
[PICTURED: The Ronald Reagan Building in Washington, D.C.]
